Horizontal by Cubbiez on Flickr.
| benevolent god: | okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you |
| distant god: | i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine |
| loki: | OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL |
benefits of being my boyfriend
- you get to touch the booty
- you get to touch the booty in public
- you get to touch the booty in bed
- you get to touch the booty upside down
- you get to touch the booty sideways
- you get to touch the booty
(Source: cholas-go-to-sk00l-too, via shewalkedinbeauty)
blua:
Tattoos by Russian tattoo artist Sasha based in St. Pete, Florida.
The whale one though oh my actual god need
holy shit.
woah
(via myownfashiionbook)